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YOU DON’T NEED A MAGIC CARPET

YOU DON’T NEED A MAGIC CARPET

Is the rumour true that if I wish to speak to Chloe Kardashian, it is going to cost £9,000 a minute?  Do you remember the box by the telephone which said “If you want to keep the bill small keep the call small” I always felt guilty being on the telephone,...
WHATS THE FOAM ABOUT?

WHATS THE FOAM ABOUT?

Today I was in the The Daily Mail because I posted a photograph of myself which was a snapshot of me in the bath taken on a girlie trip to Berlin, it could have been worse, it could have been a picture of me in the bath with a door in the side of it.  Good heavens if...
The Year The Snake Stranged me

The Year The Snake Stranged me

This year was my most ambitious to date. Making a film was definitely a challenging artistic adventure. The year of the snake was a car crash year for most people I know. Upheaval, exhaustion, a rise to the top, jealousy, and outrage on the way up or down,...
Midnight Matinee – Nicky Haslam

Midnight Matinee – Nicky Haslam

Famed interior designer Nicky Haslam had a hunch from an early age that, just below the surface, was a budding cabaret act; a fusion of youthful memories of such great artists as Ethel Merman and Marlene Dietrich and contemporary music just bursting to express itself....
The Secret’s out – I Have Won

The Secret’s out – I Have Won

Yesterday I received a prize for my film. Winning is a fabulous feeling, it is the first time I have won something. I am not going to feel guilty about it. It made me feel I was back at school when I was eight years old and won a merit badge for picking up tennis...
The Eliasch Trip to Moscow

The Eliasch Trip to Moscow

I have just had an incredible freezing, snow covered week end in Moscow.  Probably the best in my life.  Whipping in and out of buildings seeing and feeling another world whilst filming. My dream this week is to buy a tower block, the whole thing. Find a new way of...